Woman to woman

Overheard in the other room.

Hannah: Can I sleep in my tights tonight?

Link: No.

Hannah: Why?

Link: Go talk to your mother about breathability.

Hannah: What?

Hannah comes into the room with me.

Hannah: What does breathability have to do with wearing tights to bed?

(I'll spare those of you in the blogosphere the awkward conversation about moisture and non-breathable fabrics and what it can do a woman.)

Hannah walks away.

Me (to Lincoln): You owe me honey.

Link: What? That was a woman to woman conversation.