Good News / Bad News

Jake has a new Good News/Bad News way of telling us about his day.

Here are two examples:

Jake: Do you want the good news? Or the bad news?

Me: Bad news.

Jake: How about the good news first?

Me: Okay. Tell me the good news.

Jake: I got to play with Benny today.

Me: That's great. What's that bad news?

Jake: I pushed him off the slide.

And here is another one.

Jake: I've got good news and I've got bad news.

Me: Give me the good news first.

Jake: How about the bad news?

Me: Okay, give me the bad news first.

Jake: I peed in my pants today.

Me: Okay, what's the good news?

Jake: I pooped in the potty!