Quality Dining Experience

Me: There are some very stubborn chunks of Velveeta that just won't melt in my dip.....Probably because it's not real cheese.

Link: Yeah, what temperature does it take to melt plastic?

He has me pegged

Tonight the oven timer was set to remind me to take something out of the freezer. Jake and I were hanging out in the living room while Lincoln was out running an errand. I got up and headed into the kitchen to turn off the kitchen timer.

Jake: Your cooking stinks.

Me: What?

Jake: When you cook there is fire. You really can't cook.

Thank you Captain Obvious.