My boys

At work I supervise two different positions. The receptionist and the "runner". My runners are usually guys in their early to mid-twenties. Lincoln refers to them as my harem of 20-something boys. I just refer to them as "my boys". Last night I threw our Season Kick-off party for the office and I had not one, not two, but THREE of my former runners in attendance. Two have moved onto the Booking department and one into Production. What is really funny is when you line them up next to each other they are all roughly the same height, all dark-haired, and all have beards. Apparently I have a "type" when it comes to runners. Right now I'm interviewing for a new runner....if one shows up with dark hair and a beard I will hire him on the spot.