He's such a retahd...what a wicked pissah

Me: You think they could get a better actor. He's not very attractive and he's a total retard.

Link: Wow. You totally sounded like a true Bostonian.

Me: What? Retahd?

Link: Yeah....that's what we call Iowans.

Hardy har har. It's a good thing I love his dry wit.

By the way, he loves my Iowan roots. He has even mentioned moving there in the past. Not to mention he tolerated my cancelling our annual trip there in 2008 because of our trip to Europe in the spring but if I tried to pull that stunt two years in a row I would hear about it. And in 2005 I actually flew Lincoln back to Iowa for his birthday surprise because he loves it so much.