Who needs waterboarding?

Here is a new torture technique: Perform minor oral surgery on a person and then distract them while they're eating their first "real" food (mac 'n cheese) so they forget about only chewing on one side of their mouth therefore causing them to come down hard on a noodle right on top of their stitches.

I'm not sure who felt it more.....me or Lincoln when I grabbed his wrist and squeezed as hard as I could to keep from screaming.