My college mascot is better than your college mascot

I went to a four year liberal arts college in Minnesota. Lincoln went to a 2-year community college here in Massachusetts. I think he regrets it and wishes he had gone to a 4-year college but I'm certainly not disappointed in him. He has made a wonderful career for himself.

Anyway, he recently received a postcard from his Alma Mater asking him to vote on a new mascot for them.

Me: Did you vote on a mascot?

Link: No. The only viable option was "The Wolves"

Me: What were the other options?

Link: The Journeys.

Me: Huh?

Link: Or The Wyverns.

Me: What?

Link: What was your mascot?

Me (laughing): The Gusties.....it was windy up there on the hill.....But the animal was a lion.

Link: With windswept hair no doubt.

Me: What was your mascot before this?

Link: The Stoned Out Underachiever.