Hannah: Mommy, why do you like this show?
Me: Because he's funny and I think he's secretly a Democrat.
Hannah: I don't know what that is.
Me: Well, the government is divided into two political parties. The Republicans, who are wrong, and the Democrats, who are right.
Hannah: Oh.
Me: (to Lincoln) Is it too early to start the brainwashing?
Lincoln: Apparently not.
Me: (to Hannah) You should always vote Democrat. Republicans kill puppies...and use them to test out lipstick....to be worn on pigs.
7 months ago
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