Party like it's 1959

Me: Tomorrow I'll take Hannah with me to go shopping while you take Jake to karate.

Hannah: What are we going shopping for?

Me: I need an outfit for tomorrow night's shindig.

Hannah: What's a shindig?

Me: A party. An event.

Link: It's a party that took place in the 1950's. I don't know what Mommy's talking about.

Me: Hardy har har.

Link: It's a soiree.

(Hannah and I continue our conversation and ignore Lincoln)

Link (still talking): I hear there's a speakeasy down the street.