A proud day

Me: Jake, how was your day?

Jake: Great.

Me: What did you do today?

Jake: I didn't sit down at ALL today!

Me: You didn't? Not at all?

Jake: Nope.

Me: Not even when you ate your lunch?

Jake: No, I didn't sit in the bad chair today.

Me: Ahhh......gotcha.

What a proud moment.