Hannah: Can I wear this to bed?
Me: Sure, but you have to take your socks off.
Hannah: But they keep my feet warm.
Me: Yeah, there is just something icky about wearing dirty socks to bed.
Hannah: Okay.
Jake: Can I wear this to bed?
Lincoln: No.
Jake: Why?
Me: Yes, you can. Just take your socks off.
Lincoln: And you have to change your underwear too.
Me: Sorry. I totally just went against your parenting in front of the kids, didn't I?
Lincoln: Yeah, but I turned it around there at the end.
Me: Nice job.
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