It's like they made it just for him

I found the best shirt for Jakey the other day at Old Navy. This for a boy who once got in trouble because he kicked his sister in the head while she was stretched out on the floor watching TV for the following reason:

Me: Why did you kick your sister in the head?

Jake: Because I wanted to walk in a straight line and she wouldn't move.

If you can read this you are in my way. (Seriously, I'm gonna to need you to move over a little.)