Ummm.....

This morning Jake came up to me and gave me a kiss good-bye. As he pulled away he said "Mommy, how do kisses change after you're married?"

Umm.....

I wasn't sure how to answer and while I hemmed and hawed Jake - who has the attention span of a gnat - got distracted and moved on.

Thank God. I wasn't ready for a question like that before 8 a.m.

When Hannah hit me with this one at dinner time a few years ago I was much better prepared. She asked "Mommy, what's a virgin?" to which I quickly replied "It's a drink without alcohol in it."